A time comes when every parent must "let the young ones fly," as Ozzy would say. That time has come for Sharon and Ozzy. Jack and Robby are preparing for a three week trip to their house in England and Kelly is packing up to go on tour for three weeks. To not waste any precious time Sharon has left with her baby, she and Ozzy observe Jack while he packs. Although, we're sure Jack appreciates the gesture, he certainly doesn't seem to appreciate his parents' constant PDAs and asks them to not "get fruity" in his room. Ozzy retorts that Jack "gets fruity" in his house and Jack has no way of denying this statement because his mum just found a pack of Trojans (which Jack claims he doesn't use and really has 11 illegitimate children running around). To change the subject (and for some fun), Jack breaks out his breathalyzer test! Ozzy fails it and blames it on the gum he's chewing. Sharon doesn't believe that for a second and asks Jack to leave the breathalyzer with her.

MTV | August 5, 2003

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