Vote Brad Knabe for Highland High School Sophomore Class President on April 24th! Part of this clip was directed by a special celebrity guest director who, unbeknownst to the Knabe campaign, liberally tossed some crutons of violence into his cinematic salad. While the Brad Knabe campaign admits the contextual validity of such a video within the ongoing national dialogue about violence and today's youth, we feel it inappropriate to screen or associate our candidate, Brad Knabe, with the uncensored verison of this episode. In keeping with Brad Knabe's wishes, we present an edited version of the video—a compromised version of the original director's vision, yes, but a compromise that only serves to illustrate the political tact and sensitivity of our candidate, Brad Knabe. We hope you find the elimation of violence presented here through the use of sound editing and pixilation to be compliant with the high standards of decency held in common by Highland High School, the Kern High School District, and—of course—you the viewer. Our deepest apologies to the director, who has unfortunately chosen to remove his name from this project. Your vision and social critique has a time and a place; unfortunately, that time and place have not yet arrived. If any unedited copies of this video are released, we will not hesitate to turn such cases over to the proper authorities for prosecution to the fullest extent of today's piracy laws. THIS IS THE ONLY COPY OF THIS VIDEO APPROVED BY BRAD KNABE FOR THE USE OF HIS HIGHLAND HIGH SCHOOL SOPHOMORE CLASS PRESIDENT CAMPAIGN.