Kermit the Frog giving an exclusive on the Faux FEMA News Report. On Tuesday, the same day as the pretend presser, and as the California wild fires burned...FEMA employees tell CBS News that during the morning conference call to field staff, Vice Admiral Harvey Johnson, FEMA's number two, had a single directive for the troops: the FEMA logo must be displayed prominently on all agency vehicles and all field staff must be sure to wear their FEMA hats and FEMA shirts. To clarify, that disciplinary action has not yet taken place despite reports that Pat Philbin, the Director of External Affairs at FEMA, has suddenly accepted a job at the Office of the Director of National Intelligence. Both Philbin and Press Secretary Aaron Walker were among the key players at the press event. Far from a head-rolling.