Here's the full version of Jay Chou's 6th MV Qiao Ke Shu Shu 乔克叔叔 / Uncle Joker Lyric: 親愛的 別嚇到閉上了眼睛 qin ai de bie xia dao bi shang le yan jing My beloved friends, do not be so frightened that you close your eyes 小丑把戲 不是大家都可以 xiao chou ba xi bu shi da jia dou ke yi The clowns act is not something everyone can do 誇張眼影 kua zhang yan ying Outrageous eye shadow 藍色憂傷的淚滴 lan se you shang de lei di A blue painted sad tear 丟丟刀 噴噴火 踩高蹺 吹笛 diu diu dao pen pen huo cai gao qiao chui di knife-throwing fire-breathing stilt-walking flute-playing 跌倒失手燒到眉毛 die dao shi shou shao dao mei mao Slipping, blunders, burning my eyebrows 我故意 wo gu yi These are mistakes I do deliberately 哈哈你笑的開心 ha ha ni xiao de kai xin Ha ha You laugh so happily 我可是在玩命 wo ke shi zai wan ming Yet I am playing with my own life 撲克牌裡我的肖像才一兩張 pu ke pai li wo de xiao xiang cai yi liang zhang There's only a couple of pictures of me in a deck of playing cards 你看你看我的重要性 ni kan ni kan wo de zhong yao xing See how important I am? 彩色的大捲髮 紅鼻子 最滑稽的步法 cai se de da juan fa hong bi zi zui hua ji de bu fa A colourful curly wig...red nose exaggerated steps 這樣的快樂你學會了嗎 zhe yang de kuai le ni xue hui le ma Have you learned a happiness like that? 用笨拙又驚險的雜耍 yong ben zhuo you jing xian de za shua Gags and tricks that are clumsy yet exciting 繼續對你裝傻 ji xu dui ni zhuang sha Continue to be silly and foolish 所有的悲傷通通忘了吧 suo you de bei shang tong tong wang le ba Forget all your worries and sorrows ## 聽我說 ting wo shuo Listen to me 拿出你的鈔票 笑平常買不到 na chu ni de chao piao xiao ping chang mai bu dao Take out all your money for you cannot buy usually buy laughter 先生小姐們 趕快來 趕快來 xian sheng xiao jie men gan kuai lai gan kuai lai Ladies and gentlemencome on hurry! 再慢就看不到 zai man jiu kan bu dao Too slow and you'll miss it! 座位沒剩多少 zuo wei mei sheng duo shao Limited seats left 還能跟喬克叔叔拍 一張照 ## hai neng gen qiao ke shu shu pai yi zhang zhao Don't miss the opportunity to have a photo with Uncle Joker ** 我只是卑微的小丑 wo zhi shi bei wei de xiao chou I am only a lowly clown 翻幾個跟斗就等你拍一拍手 fan ji ge gen dou jiu deng ni pai yi pai shou Performing a few somersaults just to get your applause 人群散了後 夜色多朦朧 ren qun san le hou ye se duo meng long When the house is empty the dark night becomes moodier 月光也會跟著我 yue guang ye hui gen zhu wo There's the moonlight following me 我不是孤獨的小丑 wo bu shi gu du de xiao chou I am not a lonely clown 你笑了之後 不需要記得我 ni xiao le zhi hou bu xu yao ji de wo After you laugh, you dont need to remember me 燈熄的時候 滿天的星空 deng xi de shi hou man tian de xing kong When the lights go off and the dark sky is full of stars 最明亮的是寂寞 ** zui ming liang de shi ji mo Loneliness shines the brightest 下著雨 我躲在面具裡 xia zhe yu wo duo zai mian ju li When its raining, I hide inside my mask 偷偷地在哭泣因為看了不能說的祕密 tou tou di zai ku qi yin wei kan le bu neng shuo de mi mi Covertly crying because of watching Secret (The Movie) 魔術師我恨你搶走我的生意 mo shu shi wo hen ni qiang zou wo de sheng yi MagicianI hate you for stealing my business 別忘記 蝙蝠俠靠我才票房冠軍 bie wang ji bian fu xia kao wo cai piao fang guan jun Don't forget, Batman: The Dark Knight was a box-office hit because of me Repeat ## ** ** Enjoy ^^