- girl standing next to the toupee guy LYRICS: "THIS HIGH SCHOOL SING-SONG ITS NOT ABOUT DREA-EAMS THERES NO CHEERLEADERS OR BASKETBALL TEA-EAMS BUT WEVE GOT SOMETHING THATS GOOD FOR MORA-ALE ITS FIZZY, ITS GINGER, ITS PHENOMENAL! WE AINT GOT NO-ONE CALLED CHAD, BRAD OR TREY-EY WE DONT HAVE HAIRCUTS THAT LOOK LIKE TOUPE-ES THIS JUICE IS CLASS AND HERES OUR RATIONA-ALE ITS FIZZY, ITS GINGER, ITS PHENOMENAL! BREAK IT DOON! WE GOT NO TIME FOR AMERICAN PO-OP SO LETS EXPEL IT JUST GIVE IT THE CH- ...