does Santa Claus do for Halloween Oh, whoa oh What does Santa Claus do for Halloween Trick or treaters come 'a knocking At saint Nicolas' door But he ain't got no candy for them (oh no no) Trick or treaters getting angry Throwing eggs at Santa's door But he tells the m they'll be sorry come December 24 This holiday it makes no sense No Gold no Myrrh no Frankincense Baby Jesus would be taking offense Santa's slouching by the fire In his jovial attire He collapses to his knees Won't somebody ...