aired: Wed, Nov 14, 2007
Our housemates find themselves in a singing competition that is strikingly similar to “American Idol.” As the housemates compete to stay in the house, they are forced to sing show favorites.
aired: Thu, Nov 8, 2007
Foxxy vows to give up sex and Toot vows to get some. While Foxxy digs deep into her past, Toot gets herself a muumuu in an effort to change her look. She is happy with the change until she is struck by a car.
aired: Wed, Oct 31, 2007
When Ling-Ling ODs on his 21st birthday, the housemates learn the little battle monster is only 3 years old. As a result, Child Services puts Ling-Ling in foster care.
aired: Thu, Oct 25, 2007
Meet the Drawn Together Babies! – the eight housemates living together as little tots. When Mommy and Daddy leave them with a mean babysitter, the babies kill her…by accident.
aired: Wed, Oct 17, 2007
Wooldoor becomes the mascot of Quackers cereal after the original mascot is mysteriously murdered. Unfortunately, the dark side of fame hits Wooldoor as he finds himself addicted to Crunchberries.
aired: Thu, Oct 11, 2007
Rebecca Romijn plays a spider who has a one night stand with Spanky Ham that quickly turns into a fatal attraction. Meanwhile, Captain Hero comes face to face with his arch nemesis when questions of trust arise.
aired: Wed, Oct 3, 2007
The housemates are still trapped in a compact parking space in the mall when Toot goes insane prompting the others to cannibalize Ling-Ling. Meanwhile, Foxxy is kidnapped by the manager at Hot Topic, who reveals the truth behind his store’s success.
aired: Wed, Nov 15, 2006
Clara mistakenly thinks her housemates have been taken up in The Rapture, but they are actually trapped in a compact parking space in the mall with little or no means of escape.
aired: Wed, Nov 8, 2006
Foxxy and Captain Hero agree to pretend-date so Hero can be part of the Cool Kids crowd and return the favor to Foxxy by saving the world from a meteor; meanwhile, Ling-Ling gets mixed up with cockfighting and leads the chickens of Mexico in revolucion!
aired: Wed, Nov 1, 2006
Captain Hero's attempts to rid the world of assault weapons leaves everyone vulnerable to violent deer attacks. Foxxy's grandson Ray Ray, concealed in the walls of the house, falls in love with Toot.
aired: Wed, Oct 25, 2006
Captain Hero discovers that his inbred son is the "special" Giant attacking the city, and Princess Clara develops Munchhausen's by Proxy and alternately takes care of and keeps Wooldoor sick with drain cleaner and sledgehammers.
aired: Wed, Oct 18, 2006
Spanky helps Foxxy regain her Spelling Bee championship title, and Captain Hero gets wrapped up in Princess Clara's secret sexual fetish for car crashes.
aired: Thu, Oct 12, 2006
A Terminator from the future shows up to ensure that Wooldoor's new children's show doesn't turn the whole world gay, and Toot pines for the mythical “Weiner Mobile,” which is supposed to give out free hot dogs to the worthy.
aired: Thu, Oct 5, 2006
When the new "Greek" neighbors won’t let Captain Hero rush their house, he sets his sights on revenge; meanwhile, Ling-Ling’s inheritance hangs in the balance of a fatty when his sickly father moves into the house and falls in love with Toot.