Colton Orr Emasculates Zack Stortini/ Gretzky and The Mouth

The Mouth once again presents his Ranger Crisis.com only feature GigantORR Episode #5. The feature continues in time line the pugilistic trials and tribulations of the Broadway Bruiser Colton Orr’s fight card in the 2008-2009 season. Orr’s FIFTH fight of the season took place against Edmonton Oilers Zack “The Hack” Stortini at MSG on November 10th 2008. Stortini holds on for dear life and prudently stays in tight with what at first seems is a strategy that will lead to him eventually standing toe to toe with GigantORR. Instead Stortini decides to go yella and basically turn tail along with cranium and resorts to a cowardly retreat mode. If it weren’t for the mercy of the benevolent Orr, the Broadway Bruiser could have waylaid some real damage to the back Of Stortini’s dome while “The Hack” cowered like a big time Nancy. Following the fight The Mouth make his cable Network debut on MSG’s program “Fans Most Wanted” commenting on Wayne Gretzky’s tenure as a Ranger. The Mouth comments come directly after the conclusion of a rare clip of Gretzky giving engraved sticks out to his teammates in the Locker room shortly before his final game in the NHL.

NHL by FanDome | May 30, 2009

Tags:. .emasculates. .waylaid. .pugilistic. .cowered. .hack