After ALF scrambles a message, Lynn is stuck with two dates, and the only one available to give her advice is the alien.
aired: Wed, Jul 1, 2009
It's a sad day in the Tanner household as ALF announces he's leaving Earth to settle on another planet with Skip and Rhonda, but ALF is captured by the Alien Task Force before he can get to their spaceship.
aired: Wed, Jul 1, 2009
ALF is the only one excited by the idea of Lynn moving in with her boyfriend, as he wants Lynn's room.
aired: Wed, Jul 1, 2009
In the series' 100th episode, a chubby ALF decides to go on a crash diet. Unfortunately, the abrupt change in metabolism has a Jekyll-Hyde effect on the hapless alien. Before long, he has reverted to a wolflike form (or, in his words, "a primitive Melmaccian hunting machine"), terrorizing a local park during his nocturnal forays for food.
aired: Wed, Jul 1, 2009
When ALF finds out that a local corporation is using CFCs that pollute the environment, he writes several letters of protest, all under fake names. When the corporation threatens with legal action, Willie goes over to meet with them only to have them try to buy his silence by offering him a high-paying job.
aired: Wed, Jul 1, 2009
When Willie finds a map from one of his dead relatives, he and ALF trek to Death Valley to try and find a possible treasure. Things don't go as planned when ALF drinks all the water beforehand and then gets too hot from the sun.
aired: Wed, Jul 1, 2009
ALF sneaks into a retirement home on Valentine's Day, in hopes of meeting his favorite old-time movie star Virginia Russell (Frances Bay). As he mingles with the other senior citizens, ALF lifts their spirits and renews their energy-to the point that they're all behaving as if they were young again.
aired: Wed, Jul 1, 2009
The fact that ALF is around 230 years old isn't surprising, in that the average Melmaccian life span is nearly 650 years. Unfortunately, humans don't enjoy this sort of longevity-and as a result ALF begins to brood over the fact that the Tanners' children, grandchildren and great-grandchildren will be obliged to look after him as the years roll on-and the alien's vision of the future is bleak indeed.
aired: Wed, Jul 1, 2009
In accordance with the edicts of his god "Barry", ALF is required to become a minister. Now he must perform a wedding immediately-or else run the risk of losing his soul and being condemned to a eternity of yodeling. To save ALF from such a horrendous fate, Willie (Max Wright) and Kate (Anne Scheeden) agree to renew their matrimonial vows.
aired: Wed, Jul 1, 2009
While taking an art class, Lynn encourages ALF to try his hand at painting. Dutifully, ALF creates a "still life" using food, then substitutes his masterpiece for Lynn's current class assignment. ALF's "painting" is lauded as a work of genius-and a green-with-envy Lynn wishes that she'd kept her mouth shut!
aired: Wed, Jul 1, 2009
Earlier in the season, ALF couldn't wait to reunite Willie's brother Neal (JM J. Bullock) with his ex-wife Margaret (played by Allyce Beasley of Moonlighting). But that was then, and this is now. Realizing that Margaret has a hidden agenda when she talks Neal into a quickie remarriage, ALF switches gears and does everything he can to break up the couple-even if means taking a covert trip to Las Vegas.
aired: Wed, Jul 1, 2009
ALF dreams of being a standup comedian, knocking 'em dead with jokes about being a displaced alien, eating cats, and other hip topics. So popular is ALF that both NBC, represented by network president Brandon Tartikoff, and Casey Kasem, represented by Casey Kasem, battle for the honor of signing the furry funster to a long-term contract. Unfortunately, ALF's career soon takes a nose-dive--and we do mean nose!
aired: Wed, Jul 1, 2009
For the first time since ALF moved in, the Tanners decide to throw a party-a Hawaiian luau, in fact. ALF of course wants to be part of the fun, but he has been exiled to the attic lest his existence be tipped off to the Tanners' friends. The rest of the evening proves to be a battle of wits and wills, with a barbecued suckling pig at the center of it all.
aired: Wed, Jul 1, 2009
ALF catches his first earth cold, and it looks as though he'll never get any better. In their efforts to cure ALF, Willie (Max Wright) and Kate (Anne Scheeden) resort to an ancient Melmaccian remedy, involving a shrub named "Karl" .
aired: Wed, Jul 1, 2009
After another run-in with the Tanners, ALF runs away from home. He is offered a place to stay by Willie's brother Neal, who quickly learns to regret his hospitality.
aired: Wed, Jul 1, 2009
Grandma Dorothy's new husband Whizzer heads to the Tanner household looking for Dorothy (Anne Meara), who has stormed out after an argument. As it happens, the Tanners' are celebrating ALF's fourth anniversary as a member of the household-and as a result, Whizzer comes face to face with ALF for the first time. Once the initial shock has worn off, Whizzer is more than willing to listen to ALF's suggestions vis-a-vis winning back Dorothy's affections.
aired: Wed, Jul 1, 2009
The Tanners' pet cat Lucky dies, saddening the family and frustrating ALF, who never got to make a meal of the feline. Even at the family's funeral for Lucky, ALF manages to transform his eulogy into a dinner request! Developing an insatiable hunger for cats of any kind, ALF proves to be quite a problem for the Tanners-until an up-close-and-personal encounter with a litter of kittens forces him to do some serious soul-searching.
aired: Wed, Jul 1, 2009
Now that his wife has left him, Willie's younger brother Neal is spending all his time with the Tanners. This puts ALF in the awkward situation of remaining under cover so that Neal will not suspect his presence. Ultimately, ALF has had enough of being a "shadow alien", and prepares to meet Neal face to face-with surprising results.
aired: Wed, Jul 1, 2009
JM J. Bullock makes his first series appearance as Neal, the obsequious younger brother of Willie Tanner (Max Wright). When his wife files for divorce, Neal moves in with the Tanners-taking over ALF's room in the process. Upset at having to go into hiding round the clock, ALF begins cooking up fiendish schemes to force Neal out of the house.
aired: Wed, Jul 1, 2009
ALF has developed an all-consuming addiction-to cotton. When Willie catches ALF eating lint, he realizes that the alien's obsession has gotten out of hand. There is nothing for ALF to do but attend the meeting of a behavior-modification support group-and since ALF can't appear in public, Willie is pressed into service as a "substitute addict".
aired: Wed, Jul 1, 2009
With ALF feeling bored and useless, Larry advises the Tanners to ask for his opinion on their problems and make him feel more important. However, this plan backfires when ALF decides that he wants to become a shrink and starts to analyze everything they say and do.
aired: Wed, Jul 1, 2009
Gaining access to Willie's PC, ALF enters the high-pressure world of stock market trading, soon developing an addiction to the daily Dow Jones reports. He does so well on the market that Willie agrees to invest the family's money in ALF's "hot tips."
aired: Wed, Jul 1, 2009
After ALF watches "Crimestoppers" and sees a guy resembling Willie who is wanted for polygamy, he tries to hide Willie. When the FBI takes Willie in for question following an anonymous tip, everyone assumes that ALF called it in.
aired: Wed, Jul 1, 2009
After ALF invites a tabloid crew over to the Tanner household for an interview, they take a few photos before Willie asks them to leave. However, when it is learned that ALF might be in one of those photos, Willie must stall the crew so that ALF and Brian can go into their van and destroy the film.
aired: Wed, Jul 1, 2009
When Kate has to unexpectedly go in to work, she has no choice but to leave ALF in charge of the baby. While babysitting, ALF faces a huge dilemma when he goes outside and finds the baby missing.