1000 Ways To Die : Death: A User's Manual

A man with peptic ulcers lining his stomach has been belching constantly, asks a man to make it stop with a punch; a body builder has a heart attack from using anabolic steroids; a man texting his girlfriend over where to pick her ends up hitting her with his truck as she steps in front of him; a golfer has a rat run up his pant leg, scratch his skin and urinate near the scrap causing an infection; a car thief tries to hold himself on the garage ceiling with a rope and becomes entangled in it; a drunken clown suffocates when a Co2 bottle activates and fills up a giant balloon, pinning him to the steering wheel.

Spike | March 29, 2009

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