In 'N' Out Burgers have biblical quotes on their cups. Are the burgers good enough to over come that? Nope, not with Fat Burg...

I got the pure parental joy of watching the Three Stooges with my toddlers. Mox and Zz Nyuk Nyuk.

I'm watching all 190 Three Stooges shorts in order. I finished Volume 1 and I have some thoughts.

Teller and I went to see David Allan Coe in the 70's a Gilley's. I don't know how we lived through it, but we became Penn & T...

A guy does his time for a crime and wants to get back on his feet and we can't be associated with him. I'm such a pig. Such a...

I love doing apheresis platelet donation. I help people, I get to read in a nice chair and my phlebotomist (and I have one) b...

Because I'm the guy who gets proselytized to the most, I'm getting good at it. I'm becoming the Atheist/Evangelical Kung Fu m...

I hit a women in the head with an aluminum foil ball during our show. She wanted her money back. She was "distracted."

I've stopped doing anything else while I'm driving. So, now I drive like Burt Reynolds picking up Dom in Cannonball Run!

This guy who wrote a book that I read and liked wanted me to congratulate his son on being an Eagle Scout. Oh dear. Bad move.