7-11 is now outsourcing its jobs to cheaper species.

That's his second mistake, his first was being permanently blinded when he was 12.

Palin rocks out a wicked Jethro Tull cover at the Miss Alaska Beauty Pageant.

There are still some kinks to work out, but I think Scooter Basketball will be a big hit at the 2012 games.

Suddenly, buying a wild lynx for the kids doesn't seem like such a great idea.

This would never happen in America, because we don't have fans.

Proof that tasers are designed primarily for merriment.

This is how they recycle glass in Japan.

A pack of ingenious little tykes build a bike ramp that can support the weight of a car!

Some might say roof surfing can't possibly go well.