In which John talks about our fear of oblivion, F. Scott Fitzgerald, and oinkbarf (aka H1N1). also: HANK'S BIRTHDAY IS TOMORR...

The World Health Organization last week officially announced the AH1N1 virus—the swine flu—has reached pandemic status, meani...

The World Health Organization warned Wednesday that the swine flu outbreak is moving closer to becoming a pandemic, as the Un...

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U.S. Pandemic Playbook

The boys find a way to make money off an international crisis that requires no talent and very little effort. Cartman convinc...

Countries around the world are taking precautions at airports by actively seeking out passengers with Swine flu symptoms. Tha...

The boys find a way to make money off an international crisis that requires no talent and very little effort. Cartman convinc...

I got bored and decided to do this. I own nothing. Not even a house. *sob*

As wintertime arrives in Australia, the spread of swine flu has Asia on full alert.