ZOOTOO NEWS - Feces House, Champion Poodle, Snakes on Plane

This is Zootoo.com's program dedicated to Pet News. Watch as Laura and Beth bring you real pet news that proves the truth is stranger than fiction. This episode; Family's Goose Basset Hound Found Feces House Champion Poodle Pet Snake Reunited Snakes on Plane Show Transcript; BETH: A feces house, Smash -- the champion poodle, and snakes on a plane. LAURA: All today, on Zootoo News. Real Pet news that proves the truth is stranger than fiction. OPENER ... Beth Hoyt .... Laura Valpey ... Zootoo News .... Laura: Because when we say Pooch, we don't mean your belly. Beth: Here's a true story: Story 1 BETH: A man faces three misdemeanor charges after hunting out of season in Canada, and killing a beloved member of a nearby family: A friendly pet goose, named Wee Wee. Sad story. Just a few suggestions for future pet goose names— LAURA: Beth! BETH: Gloria. Rocky. Zeus. Things you name Wee Wee are -- LAURA: BETh!! BETH: Nevermind. Story 2 BETH: A basset hound that disappeared from its California home in December was found 430 miles away in Arizona. 6 Months, 430 miles for this pooch, named Fred. When contacted with Fred's whereabouts, Fred's speechless owners are quoted as saying: Speechless. BETH: (to Laura)- - Would he have made it that far if he was named Wee Wee?? LAURA: You do have a point there, Beth. Story 3 LAURA: 47 cats were rescued from a house filled with feces, which was, in some areas, up to a half a foot deep. They are now getting medical assistance. As one of the animal rescuers put it "we were slipping and sliding in there." Beth eats chocolate pudding. [Laura is grossed out] Story 4 LAURA: The annual World Dog Show competition took place in Mexico recently. After four exhausting days of competition, the title of Best in Show went to a Japanese-born French poodle, named Smash. The poodle beat out competitors like the Yorkshire Terrier, the American Cocker Spaniel and the Hairless Xylophone. BETH: Laura. That doesn't say xylophone. LAURA: Oh! X -- olo- ck--- BETH: Xylocuticle! LAURA: Xlylocookie! Xylo ... No wonder it didn't win. Story 5 BETH: An 8 foot pet snake was reunited with its owner after it was found blocking highway traffic. The owner recognized his pet because of its missing eye. He is relieved to have his hands back on his own one-eyed snake. Story 6 LAURA: Customs officers at Cairo's airport on Thursday detained a man bound for Saudi Arabia for smuggling. He was trying to smuggle 700 live snakes on a plane. Snakes. On a plane. BETH: Yeah, Right Laura. Uh-huh. And in other news, 13 ridiculously good looking, well dressed men robbed a casino. LAURA: No, it's a true story. Snakes on a Plane. BETH: Yeah! And a magic boy played some sport on a broom. LAURA: It was in the news! BETH: And Spiderman was just seen in Times Square! Spiderman walks by. Beth is stunned. LAURA: That's all for today's pet news. See you next time!

YouTube | July 16, 2007

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