"Walking in Walmart" (Walking in Memphis parody)

Yes, we're walking in walmart. Funny Walking in Memphis parody. Put on my old brown shoe And I drove my Mustang Parked my car in Aisle 2 In the middle of the pouring rain Smiley face man—won't you look down over me Yeah I got a nice gift card But I'm as lost as a shopper can be Then I'm walking in Walmart Trying to find the frozen meals Walking in Walmart Trying to find a really good deal Saw my mom's hairdresser While I was looking at shampoo Followed her to the employee lounge Then I watched her walk right through Now nobody else saw her She came out with a lot of food But there's a pretty little thing A half-price ring It's my birthstone's shade of blue Chorus They've got coupons on the table They've got chatter in the air You can buy all the stuff you want And you don't have to care 'Cause they've got low prices in Walmart Now Muriel gives out cookies Every Friday at the bakery So I went down to see her And they asked me if I would Like a sugar cookie And I thanked her-it was just right And I said-- Why do they have a Christmas aisle When it's the nineteenth of July? Chorus Put on my old brown shoe And I drove my Mustang Parked my car in aisle 2 In the middle of the pouring rain Parked my car in aisle 2 In the middle of the pouring rain

YouTube | November 25, 2007

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