Dear Mr. Fetch, Here is our holiday present from us to you. Lyrics are as follows: EDsinger3: I used to rule anon destroy those that I rage'd upon EDsinger2: Now in the evening I fap at home to the boys I used to own EDsinger3: I used to drive the van spent three months on 4chan EDsinger1: i saw these guys werent bad and that the title of king was yet to be had EDsinger3: One minute I wore the crown then those haters knocked me down EDsinger2: and then they challenged my title too Oh what do they know, what could they do? ALL: I hear trolls calling my name and ringing give up your internet fame and singing I'm the true leader to rule the legion My mission is reform to heal the region For some reason I can't explain I didn't think I could be ever, ever alone or this wrong EDsinger3: But that was when I ruled anon ~ It was the fettish and naughty kin And the boys that sucked me in EDsinger1: The oxymoron that my role'd become People lol'ed at me and what I had done EDsinger2: The anonymous name Things would surely never be the same EDsinger3: still my faggotry continues yet my face still had its place on the net All: I hear trolls calling my name and ringing give up your internet fame and singing I'm the true leader I'm not just stealing My mission is simple reform and healing For some reason I can't explain I feel dissatisfied with my fame ever alone or this wrong EDsinger3: But that was when I ruled anon EDsinger 2 & 3 : (Ooohh, ooohhhh!) EDsinger 3: (Continues with trippin...oOoOoOoh...) EDsinger1&2: I hear trolls calling my name and ringing give up your internet fame and singing I'm the true leader I'm not just stealing My mission is simple reform and healing For some reason I can't explain I feel dissatisfied with my fame ever alone or this wrong EDsinger2: But that was when I ruled anon Original song: Viva la Vida by Coldplay, if you didn't know THAT one, then you need to get out more.