Shaq makes his much-anticipated debut with the Suns vs. Kobe and the Lakers tonight at 9 PM on ESPN. "Just like your basic karate movie where the young guys come to the old guys with beards who have them do weird stuff to get to the other side," Shaq said on not trying to be the Suns' star. "That's who I am, the old guy with a long beard." We honor the lighter side of the Big Aristotle from his dance-off with LeBron to an Ali G interview.