She was beautiful, I swear When I saw her face, it was in a crowded place And I didn't see the bump right here I shouldn't've drank so much beer. Yeah, she had one lazy eye But I couldn't tell in that light. You should have seen the look on my face When we got home that night. And I said, "What the----oh my! Can we turn off the lights?" But she just took off her clothes and my lust turned to fright. But she was beautiful, She was beautiful She was beautiful, I swear When I saw her face, it ...