How To Survive A Monster Attack
Monsters? Yes, they are a danger. Here is a public safety information film for residents of cities everywhere about how to minimise the discomfort and inconvenience of a Monster Attack
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When evacuating city, avoid bridges, thoroughfares and trains.
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Instead, you should escape using back streets, or your personal helicopter.
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Remember, you can always deploy the army, and even commission a giant robot. If this fails to work, summon the city's ancient protector, who will destroy the monster in a dramatic fashion
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Good luck dealing with the monster attack.