Everybody's Free (To Eat Fish)

Original Parody of the 90s classic, Everybody's Free (To Wear Sunscreen) I know the video is kinda lame... I am a writer, not a video-director. If you are interested in making a real video for this song, I'd be happy to email you an mp3 of Eat Fish. Just send me a message or leave a comment. Eat Fish If I could offer one piece of advice, eating fish would be it. Scientists have proved how fish improves cognitive ability, strengthens the heart, and tastes mighty fine. The rest of my advice is only based on my own brilliance. Enjoy the scenery that surrounds you. You never know when they'll plow it over to make a landfill. Don't worry about pennies falling down on you from the top of the Empire State Building. And know that worrying is just as entertaining as doing math. The big problems in life will happen at 3:50 on some wintry Friday afternoon as you're about to go out clubbing. Do something to improve the world, even if it's as simple as smiling at a stranger or getting rid of all the corrupt politicians. Sing - even you're tone deaf but don't expect others not to complain. Don't be unkind to people who are stronger than you, and just because you're stronger, doesn't mean you have to be unkind. Steve. Dream. Don't waste your life on planes, trains, and automobiles. Sometimes you're late, sometimes you're early. The flight is bumpy and the airline food is purely plastic. Remember the number for 911. Forget the number for the Psychic Hotline. If you do, please tell me how! Keep your hands to yourself. Throw out your garbage. Gargle. Don't feel stupid if you don't know where the ocean meets the shore. Some of the most interesting people I know didn't know where their glasses were either. (They were on their face.) Curb your enthusiasm. Be nice to postal workers. You'll miss them when they have a nervous breakdown. Maybe you'll write the Great American Novel. Maybe you won't. Maybe you'll travel to all 7 continents. Maybe you won't. Maybe you'll sit on the couch and watch Power Ranger reruns. Maybe you'll become a superhero, bent on destroying your arch-nemesis, Senior Plaque. Whatever you do, make it meaningful and enjoy doing it. Your life is yours to live in full. So is everyone else's. Enjoy your chicken. Make it every way you can think of and don't be afraid to experiment. It's the greatest poultry you'll ever own. Dance in your room but never in public. Read the British personals. They're very funny. Do not read the American personals. They're very sad. Get to know yourself. You never know when you could have a multiple personality spasm. Be kind to your teachers. You'll need them for a good recommendation. Understand that inspiration comes and goes, but hold on to it as long as you can. Work hard to keep in contact with the people that motivate you because the older you get, the more you become set in your ways. Live in New York once, but leave before you forget there are 49 other states. Live in California once but leave before you forget that 'gnarly' and 'tubular' aren't real worlds. Oh wait, they are. Swim. Accept that you can't change the entire world. There will always be war, power lines will cause cancer, and Martha Stewart will be syndicated. And when you do, you'll remember a simpler time when you walked ten miles in the snow to get to school. Don't expect others to do things for you. Maybe you'll have a butler. Maybe you'll have an executive assistant. But you never know when either one of them will run out on you with the maid. Don't mess with the government or by the time you have proof of their conspiracy, they'll have erased you from their records. Be careful whose songs you listen to, but be considerate of those who listen to the really bad ones. Music is an expression of our deepest emotions. Singing is a way of examining the ideas that inhabit our souls and translating them into advice for the masses. But trust on the fish. . . Note: No offense was intended to anyone, specific people or states. This is a parody. So sorry if I offended you.

YouTube | May 23, 2008

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