Christopher Brookmyre | All Fun and Games Until Somebody Loses an Eye

As a teenager Jane Bell had dreamt of playing in the casinos of Monte Carlo in the company of James Bond, but in her punk phase she''d got herself pregnant and by the time she reaches forty-six she''s a grandmother, her dreams as dry as the dust her Dyson sucks up from her hall carpet every day.

Meet the Author | August 22, 2007

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