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Because of You (Chocolate) - A Parody
Because of You (Chocolate) - A Parody
A light-hearted parody of Kelly Clarkson's hit song for all the chocolate lovers in the world. Written & produced by Jim McKenzie Vocal & Video Performance by Kristen Huish Special assistance from John Carmean "Because Of You (Chocolate)" Lyrics with apologies to Kelly Clarkson I will not make a plain milkshake without you I will not let myself cause my heart that much misery I will not waste you on the lid, you taste so good I've learned the hard way To never let you get too far Because of you I never stray too far from the ice box Because of you I learned to make a mudslide when my feelings hurt Because of you I find that I must eat not only you, but everything around me Because of you I am alive I lose some weight And it's not too long before you point it out I cannot cry Without five pounds that's added to my thighs I'm forced to take a pill, for heartburn everyday of my life My pants might possibly break And they didn't even fit to start with I eat your pie I lick you dry every night before sleep It was so yum You should have known better than to limit me I never thought of anything else I just saw your name And now I lie in the middle of the night With the same craving Because of you I never stray too far from the ice box Because of you I learned to make a mudslide when my feelings hurt Because of you I try my hardest just to frosting everything Because of you I don't know how to let anything else in Because of you I'm ashamed of my fridge because it's empty Because of you I am alive
YouTube | March 14, 2008
