A fan's love song: Hangin' out, underneath the stars Your heart beats for mine I can see Layin' out, if this isn't love Then I don't know what love's supposed to be. 'Cause you're beautiful, in every way I just can't find the words Your smile melts away the cold, The problem is..... your 97 years old False teeth, your grandkids make fun of me When we got out, all you want is your 25 cent senior coffee But you're beautiful Goin' out, to a Star Trek convention I hold your hand in mine. Chillin' out, I say something sweet, Like baby... you know you're fine. 'Cause you're beautiful in every way, I just can't find the words Your love is hard to resist, The problem is.... you're a Communist Your cheeks are red, and so is everything else you wear You think Stalin was hot, and I don't know if I should love you or be scared But you're beautiful Eatin out, at a fancy place I take you to the Waffle House Smother and covered, the Under Armour commercial states: WE MUST PROTECT THIS HOUSE 'Cause you're beautiful in every way, I just can't find the words. You cook carrots in a pan, The problem is.... you're a University of Alabama fan. Paul "Bear" Bryant will never be dead to you. Hey did you know, the score in this year's Iron Bowl was 15-22? But you're beautiful.