Coupling, "The Girl with Two Breasts"

The lads can't take their eyes of a beautiful stranger in their local bar, and she can't take her eyes off Jeff. With plenty of prodding Jeff attempts to chat her up, only to discover that she (fortunately) doesn't speak a word of English. Her flat-chested interpreter, Alice, tells Jeff she's Israeli, then whisks her away. The girl returns the next day and Jeff attempts to find a way to communicate with the foreign beauty, but without luck. He thinks her name is Shadayim, and she thinks he collects women's ears in a bucket. Poor Jeff leaves her thinking that they set up a date to see each other the next day, but she thinks he wants to meet Alice. Hilarity ensues.

AmazonUnbox | June 9, 2000

Tags:. .alexander. .alice. .attempts. .away. .bar