Uh oh, mom's coming home soon. Let's just set the rest off now.

What's better than waking someone up with fireworks? Waking someone up with fireworks you tied to their shoes.

Nick, his lovely daughter, and Satan are back.

We get a lot of fireworks submissions here at CollegeHumor. Put together, you guys are greater than the sum of your parts.

Dan's bluetooth headset is back by popular demand and he's confusing girls everywhere.

But where do you go when you fall off?

Elephant Larry introduces America's phattest President.

Dan answers a viewer comment and talks to a really bad slam poet.

Somehow, they're also operating the camera.

Record-breaking pyromaniacs celebrate America by burning a large hole in it.